Duct Tape Blues

I often wondered what someone should eat during an "Orange Terrorist Alert". Today I had the opportunity to explore that issue at length. I woke up to a rumbling stomach. I shit, shaved and showered. I got in my car with no specific direction in mind, I thought of german red cabbage, greek feta cheese mexican burritos, until I finally hit on the perfect food, Italian! How better to deal with evil than with Garlic! I went to my local Italian grocery store and stocked up on sausage, parmesan, garlic and roma tomatoes. I made it home before my immune system was low enough for Iraqui biological weapons of mass destruction could affect my biologicals or my balls. I carefully prepared my meal according to my "Foodstuffs for War" manual. I can only plan to live one day at a time with this "Orange alert" over my head. Tomorrow is another day....come on Yellow!