Duct Tape Blues

Does anyone what color day it is today? Is it still orange? I haven't been to the Home Depot lately to check on the duct tape situation. I bet if you inventory the amount of duct tape available, you can gauge whether to buy stock equities or gold futures. I kind of feel unamerican because I can't stand up and show my tape roll to the world. "Here America, is my roll of duct tape." " Duct tape for freedom!" The funny part is that I actually need some duct tape. I need to tape up a basement vent, so more heat would get upstairs to the bedrooms at night. Speaking about cold weather, It is snowing. lightly outside. It looks like small white feathers floating to the ground. They seem to nestle themselves on the ground, to become a serene and beautiful scene. The snow even makes garbage dumps more interesting. It saddens me to know that the earth and the sun seem to conspire against this beauty, with patches of ugly dark brown earth erupting throughout the white blanket. Speaking about blankets, Saddam Hussein is toast. Bush is going in there with the express purpose of killing him. How christian of him. Where in the bible does it say it is OK to murder someone. I guess the loophole is that if you start a war with their country, you can just call him an enemy combatant, then shoot him in cold blood. That way it is not murder, he is just a casualty of war. I know that Bush is right, after all God told him to, that makes it all right.