Tuesday, March 11, 2003
How about a superpower league of nations and clubhouse?
Did someone ever beat the absolute crap beat out of you? I was in grade school when I got into it, with this group of hungarian kids. They talked funny but they hit pretty hard. As I lay there in the grass, looking up at the overhead clouds going by. I really wanted to find some big kids, you know 8th graders and beat those hungarian kids until they cried uncle in english. I was angry, and I wanted revenge. What I did instead was beat up the little kid next door. It was not cricket I know, but it felt good anyway.
Maybe that explains why Bush is so intent on killing Sadam. He can't kill all the terrorists that want to destroy us in one fell swoop, so he takes it out someone smaller and easier to deal with, Iraq.
If Bush decides to defy the UN, we become a rogue nation. Someone who will be feared more than any other country in the history of the world, a superpower axis of evil to everyone in the world. If countries piss us off, they may become due for a taste of good ole trade sanctions, restrictions or american colonization. We don't need no stinking UN! We'll build our own clubhouse and only let those nations in that we can buy off. We can call it the superpower league of nations! Blair will be the club mascot. Bush will be in charge of talking to God. Bush will also be in charge of the really loud PA system used for communicating the new bible according to him. Rumsfield will be the enforcer, you know the guy who thumps you in the forehead if he thinks you are out of line. Cheney will be behind the club's curtains moving all the levers to make the smoke, noise and light show. He needs to stay near electricity to keep his pacemaker charged. Ashcroft will train dogs to tree those pesky foreigners that look funny. He will also keep the minutes and record all phone calls. Tom Ridge will be in charge of color coordinating the clubhouse, perhaps something in orange and red. He is also in charge of the electrified fence around the club house, but Bush gets to throw the switch when someone gets tangled in it. Old habits are hard for him to give up.
Maybe that explains why Bush is so intent on killing Sadam. He can't kill all the terrorists that want to destroy us in one fell swoop, so he takes it out someone smaller and easier to deal with, Iraq.
If Bush decides to defy the UN, we become a rogue nation. Someone who will be feared more than any other country in the history of the world, a superpower axis of evil to everyone in the world. If countries piss us off, they may become due for a taste of good ole trade sanctions, restrictions or american colonization. We don't need no stinking UN! We'll build our own clubhouse and only let those nations in that we can buy off. We can call it the superpower league of nations! Blair will be the club mascot. Bush will be in charge of talking to God. Bush will also be in charge of the really loud PA system used for communicating the new bible according to him. Rumsfield will be the enforcer, you know the guy who thumps you in the forehead if he thinks you are out of line. Cheney will be behind the club's curtains moving all the levers to make the smoke, noise and light show. He needs to stay near electricity to keep his pacemaker charged. Ashcroft will train dogs to tree those pesky foreigners that look funny. He will also keep the minutes and record all phone calls. Tom Ridge will be in charge of color coordinating the clubhouse, perhaps something in orange and red. He is also in charge of the electrified fence around the club house, but Bush gets to throw the switch when someone gets tangled in it. Old habits are hard for him to give up.
# posted by Thomas @ 1:14 AM 
