Duct Tape Blues

I was out to lunch this last week. But I am back now. I guess we are on "Yellow" alert now until we drop the 1st bombs on Iraq. This must be our time to bask in the brief freedom that 'Yellow Alert" gives us. So lets take the time to pay only $2.00 a gallon for gas. Watch the stock market and our IRA's hit new lows, Say goodbye to our friends and family members in the reserves, stock up on Malox for the Bush speechs. Protest the upcoming war without being called a traitor. Comfort our friends and relatives as they loose their jobs. Ask our grandparents about those old folk remedies and depression era recipies. And finally, ready our horses, shine up our armor, and sharpen our lances for the upcoming Crusades against the godless hordes in the Mideast, Have faith in Bush, he will teach them about God and Democracy no matter how many of our youth dies or how many of them we have to kill!