Tuesday, April 01, 2003

 
Ok now what are we going to do? We have lost the PR war with the world, Every time an Iraqi civilian is killed, other Arabs in nearby nations get more and more pissed off and more and more civilians are getting killed every day. Americans do not understand how much we are hated everytime they see pictures like that of a burned out skeleton of a mother with her 3 dead kids in their burned out car after an air attack. There are some frightened Arab leaders out there. They are probably praying to Allah hoping they can keep their Governments intact.

Washington needs a miracle too. George W. is going to have to make some shiny knee spots praying away to his Lord Almighty, to get out of this one. Arab leaders are praying to Allah, and Georgie is praying to Rush Limbaugh,

What can salvage the situation?

If they find Weapons of Mass Destructions in Iraq, it could save us somewhat. But the Germans and the Russians are already saying that they want an outside source to verify anything we find. What, don't they trust us!!! Would we plant evidence???? Well maybe we planted some evidence just once when we said that Iraq was trying to buy uranium, and yea, we got caught at it, but it was no big deal, we kept it out of most of the papers, so it doesn't count.

When Bush kills Saddam, he will become a martyr for his people. Soon, no one will remember that he was a deranged war criminal. They will also forget about Saddam as well.

We can't pull out of Iraq now! We have too much invested. We have the southern oil wells and we have the deep water ports. We can now start exporting oil to ourselves, This is not a time to be a *nervous nellies.

We could try to get the Mideast talks going again, but who would believe us and who is going to let us mess with a superpower like Israel?
Well after considering the above mentioned alternatives, pray George pray.



*nervous nellie Lyndon B. Johnson, describing naysayers to the Vietnam War



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