Wednesday, May 14, 2003
Hey Al, how's it goin? "
Yo, James, you know I love being the Saudi foreign minister, and I really glommed on to my title of Prince Saudi al-Faisal, but I gotta tell you. Iraq is bogus since those white American dudes bogarted the oil wells."
"I dropped by Iraq, my brother neighbor nation and I'm freaking out."
"There are like crypts and bloods and lots of other turf wars going on at once. It is a Smith and Wesson dream, bullets flying every where, every hour."
"There is too much flying lead to get the town any muchies. Cars and trucks are getting jacked. Roach coaches from aid groups are getting peppered with hot lead. It is like Watts in the 65!"
"The other day two AID trucks were jacked and someone torched their warehouse while shooting up a security guard."
"Ain't no "5""O" anywhere. Peoples are hunkered down. schools in but no ones home. With no dinars coming in, people are ready to do anything to provide for their homees. No law James, just guns and guts."
"Man, people are raggin on the soldiers. "When is the Geneva convention checking in, white american dudes with guns." They look confused James, they don't do shit they don't know shit."
"Massoud Barzani, a major domo, in the formation of the interim government in Iraq, was bummed out." He said, "if we continue in this confusion, this wonderful victory we have achieved will turn into a quagmire."
"Quagmire, quagmire, I just heard someone use that word recently". "Yea, it was Rumsfield. Rummy was sunning himself in the "glow of Iraqi Victory" dissin those people that said Iraq could be a quagmire. He was rippen them left and right. "
"Maybe Rummy spoke too soon James. If Iraq does become anything like a quagmire, Bush might not carry Ohio in 04."
"Well, James, I'm outta here. Its way too real, and I hear my bitches calling me."
"Later, Al"
Sources cited:
New York Times PATRICK E. TYLER
Yo, James, you know I love being the Saudi foreign minister, and I really glommed on to my title of Prince Saudi al-Faisal, but I gotta tell you. Iraq is bogus since those white American dudes bogarted the oil wells."
"I dropped by Iraq, my brother neighbor nation and I'm freaking out."
"There are like crypts and bloods and lots of other turf wars going on at once. It is a Smith and Wesson dream, bullets flying every where, every hour."
"There is too much flying lead to get the town any muchies. Cars and trucks are getting jacked. Roach coaches from aid groups are getting peppered with hot lead. It is like Watts in the 65!"
"The other day two AID trucks were jacked and someone torched their warehouse while shooting up a security guard."
"Ain't no "5""O" anywhere. Peoples are hunkered down. schools in but no ones home. With no dinars coming in, people are ready to do anything to provide for their homees. No law James, just guns and guts."
"Man, people are raggin on the soldiers. "When is the Geneva convention checking in, white american dudes with guns." They look confused James, they don't do shit they don't know shit."
"Massoud Barzani, a major domo, in the formation of the interim government in Iraq, was bummed out." He said, "if we continue in this confusion, this wonderful victory we have achieved will turn into a quagmire."
"Quagmire, quagmire, I just heard someone use that word recently". "Yea, it was Rumsfield. Rummy was sunning himself in the "glow of Iraqi Victory" dissin those people that said Iraq could be a quagmire. He was rippen them left and right. "
"Maybe Rummy spoke too soon James. If Iraq does become anything like a quagmire, Bush might not carry Ohio in 04."
"Well, James, I'm outta here. Its way too real, and I hear my bitches calling me."
"Later, Al"
Sources cited:
New York Times PATRICK E. TYLER
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